Tichina Arnold gave French Montana the check out a lifetime on Instagram today! The rapper tried to poke fun at the “Martin” actress in a meme, and let’s just say she sent for him and went IN.
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Two weeks ago, French posted the following picture with a not-so-nice caption. “I wish Martin could see this right now. He would tear her a** up,” he wrote.
In response, Tichina gave the Moroccan-born wordsmith a nice-nasty read — Phadrea Parks style! In her post, the actress questioned the significance of Frenchie’s career and offered to contact him with individuals who have “serious inquiries” to help. Check out the classy read below, which hopefully brought the rapper back down to earth.
Man oh man. Mr. Montana, I’ve perused (read through with thoroughness and care) your #instagram profile description, pictures & posts… but despite my determined effort, I STILL don’t have a CLUE to one very simple question… “Who ARE you?”.. I mean other than reading that you’ve dated a Kardashian, and you seem to enjoy taking extraneous pictures with LEGITIMATE celebrities, I’m baffled (perplexed, confused) as to WHO you are & WHAT you actually DO? How do you contribute to society? What do you do to HELP those in need? What philanthropic works have you done? Are you on the board of any charitable organizations? Do you posses your own charitable organization? Do you own your name? How many of your followers are actually REAL followers and not computer generated? Oh.. And one other thing, if you are gonna post or repost things about other people (such as myself). FYI: Maybe you should put more effort into aligning yourself with people who can ASSIST you with building your brand for longevity, only THEN will you be prepared to (as your boy Martin would so clearly put it) “Stomp with the big dogs”. But either way, I’m pleased to know you are a true fan of the Martin show despite what criticisms you have. Your continued support is proof that for over 30 years, I have CONTRIBUTED something of VALUE on television to many people (including yourself) and many generations and hopefully more to come. Hit me up and maybe I can hook you into individuals who have “Serious Inquiries” regarding hiring you. I just need to know what exactly it is that you are SELLING, because unfortunately, I STILL don’t know. Keep your head up & GOD Bless! TICHINA … Oh! One more thing, if you know of anyone who has an auto immune disease such as #Lupus, go check out my 501c3 organization at http://www.wewinfoundation.org – Unfortunately thousands of women (and men) battle with this constant life threatening #autoimmune #disease everyday. It would be AMAZING if you made a donation instead of losing 40k in one on one basketball bets with your cohorts. Your positive & monetary support would be GREATLY appreciated. Thank you for your time.
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Thanks Phaedra: 16 'Fix It Jesus' Moments In Pop Culture
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1. We Need You Lord!
God bless Phaedra Parks of "RHOA" fame. As a southern belle, she's got some of the best one liners I've ever heard. From "Something in the buttermilk ain't clean," to "I always carry my prayer cloth…" Phaedra's fully equipped to make you giggle. Her latest, "Fix it Jesus," is just the phrase I've been using in response to the ridiculous headlines plaguing the news lately. Here's what Jesus needs to fix.
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2. Solange vs. Jay Z
When the footage of this fight hit the internet, I knew it would be the biggest moment of 2014. Solange full on attacked her sister's hubby and OMG it was the most epic thing I've ever seen!
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4. Floyd Mayweather
This man has an estimated net worth of over $300 million, but made headlines when he posted a photo of his ex-fiance Shantel Jackson’s sonogram pictures with documents stating she aborted their twins. SMH. What a dirt bag!
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6. Diggy Simmon's Bawdy
What doesn't need fixing is Diggy Simmon's muscular physique. What DOES need fixing is my lusty spirit after seeing Diggy's spectacular pecs.
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8. Rita Ora's Baby Hair
Ma'am. Just. Stop trying to make yourself happen. I'm calling on you Jesus!
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10. Columbus Short's Violent & Crazy Temper
Short was arrested on a felony battery charge after a restaurant fight in March. Last month, his estranged wife, Tanee filed a restraining order against her husband of nearly 9 years after he allegedly came home drunk, put a knife to her throat and threatened to end both of their lives. SMH. His headlines keep getting more violent and ridiculous!
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12. Willow Smith Laying With A Grown Man
While I have no idea what the context of this photo is, however 13-year-old Willow Smith was indeed laying in bed with a 20-year-old man and that makes me feel weird. I don't want it.
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14. The Dream
The Dream turned himself into the cops for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and mother of his children, Lydia Nam. She says that he punched, kicked and straggled her while she was pregnant, but she didn’t report all of this until now — seven months later. Lord.
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16. Lupita's Entire Met Gala Look
While I have joined #TeamLupita, along with the rest of the world, I was none too impressed with her Met Gala look. This Prada dress borrowed it's steeze from "The Great Gatsby," but I think it should give it back. This look doesn't work and it totally requires Jesus.
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18. Miley Cyrus's Bangerz Show
Oh, Miley's still a thing. Fine. The only way I'll talk about her is if I get to do so judgmentally. Miley kicked off the U.K. leg of her tour (pun intended) and did so with such a bang, we could hardly watch. From crotch shots to molesting stuffed animals, Miley's show was just begging to be prayed over.
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20. Gabrielle Union's Met Gala Dress
Gabby U can usually slay a red carpet, but this beauty opted for a Prada two piece and we're like oh no! This dress needs more than Olivia Pope!
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22. Solange's Entire Met Gala Look
Debbie Allen is that you? Oh, no! That's style icon, Solange. What the heck happened? This look makes no sense and needs prayer.
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24. Everyday I'm Shoveling
Recently, a video of a girl getting hit in the head with a metal shovel generated over 500,000 views in the first two days of it being uploaded. The fight was reported as a hoax, even after many outlets reported that the girl who was hit with the shovel died. SMH. These "viral" videos are getting more and more outrageous and unreal.
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26. Rihanna's Risque Lui Cover
Rihanna's known for being a bad gal and it seems everyone who works with her wants to perpetuate that image. French magazine, Lui made RiRi their cover girl and RiRi's nips were the star! When Rihanna posted the photo on Instagram, she was promptly asked to remove it. Then RiRi removed her entire account!
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29. Mimi & Nikko's Sex Tape
Sex tapes do not famous people make, unless of course you're Kim Kardashian. And we all know that formula doesn't work for anyone else. When "Love & Hip Hop" stars, Nikko and Mimi opted to go down that same road, I was like, dear God, no. I'm setting up a prayer vigil for these two.
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31. Apollo Pleads Guilty
Phaedra's hunky hubby pled guilty to charges of mail, wire and bank fraud and could face 30 years in prison and a $1 million fine, in addition to the $2.3 million that Nida stole from individuals, financial institutions and government agencies. If there was ever a time for Phaedra's famous phase, the time is now!
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33. V. Stiviano's Ridiculous Visors
Have you ever seen a visor so large? Also, why is she wearing these things? She told Barbara Walters that it's "easier to mask the pain." Aww. Looks like someone needs Jesus to fix it.
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