The Celebrity Guide To Understanding Game Of Thrones

If you could describe the characters using celebrities, who would they be? We make our predictions! Never seen the show? We’ll help you get on track before the next watch party!

1. DAENERYS TARGARYEN

Daenerys Targaryen is a conqueror that just continues to grow her following. Bad ass just like Beyonce. Strategic like Hillary Clinton and can get herself out of any situation, just like Ms. Pope.

2. JON SNOW

**SPOILER ALERT** Jon Snow came back from the dead…and in less that 3 days. If that isn’t a Jesus trick, I don’t know what is. The talented underdog (just like Steph Curry) is quite emotional (Drake), yet powerful and continues to dominate and move forward even though he doesn’t know who his Daddy is (someone call Maury).

3. MARGAERY TYRELL

Margaery Tyrell wants to be Queen of the 7 Kingdoms. She hatched a plan more clever than Blac Chyna did to get into the Kardashian family.

4. TYRION LANNISTER

Tyrion Lannister, in his own words, “I drink and I know things.” Making him the perfect mix between Robert Downer Jr. and President Obama. While he might have a bit of a substance problem like a (former) Robert, he makes up for it with his wit, masterpiece of a mind…just like our beloved Obama. Always one step ahead, like Jay, he’s willing to do almost anything, to keep himself close to the crown.

5. SANSA STARK

Sansa Stark may have been a victim at one point, but she is a true survivor. You may not have thought much of her in the first few seasons, but she has risen out of her own ashes like a phoenix…or Rihanna.

6. HODOR

While he doesn’t say much (or you don’t understand him a la DMX rhymes), he’s one of the most important characters in the show. Brandon Stark is too busy becoming the three-eyed-raven and running things, that he needs Hodor to watch his back and help him execute…just like Obama needs Biden.

7. CERSEI LANNISTER

The crafty queen of the 7 kingdoms, she’s very Kanye West in her lack of a filter. Fiercely protective of her children, she raises stars…just like Mama Tina. Letting nothing stand in her way (Donald Trump), she does what she wants…including falling in love with her brother.

8. RAMSAY BOLTON

An evil rapist with a temper problem.

9. WHITE WALKERS

The White Walkers are a forced to be reckoned with. This is the group everyone should be focused on because they are the most powerful. They can attack in an instant, like the Bey Hive and will bring many things to light…just like Black Twitter. Still don’t understand? They are pretty much zombies…just like in the Walking Dead…minus the blood and mindlessness.